{"id":16,"date":"2014-06-23T19:20:29","date_gmt":"2014-06-23T19:20:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/parmzilla.com\/liver\/wp\/?page_id=16"},"modified":"2014-06-24T06:02:31","modified_gmt":"2014-06-24T06:02:31","slug":"about-parmzilla","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/parmzilla.com\/liver\/wp\/?page_id=16","title":{"rendered":"About Parmzilla"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Name is Chris Parmelee. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/minnesota.twins.mlb.com\/team\/player.jsp?player_id=476633#gameType='R'&amp;sectionType=career&amp;statType=1&amp;season=2014&amp;level='ALL'\" target=\"_blank\">I do not play baseball professionally, but I like to pretend like I do<\/a>. \u00a0I am just a son trying to <a title=\"My Mother\u2019s Story\" href=\"http:\/\/parmzilla.com\/liver\/wp\/?page_id=19\" target=\"_blank\">give my mother another chance at life<\/a>. \u00a0I have been known to <a href=\"http:\/\/mix.parmzilla.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">sling cocktails<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.parmzilla.com\/portfolio.html\" target=\"_blank\">make websites<\/a>, and generally\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/parmzilla.com\/resume\/\" target=\"_blank\">keep the internet running<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Parmzilla.com\" href=\"Http:\/\/www.Parmzilla.com\/\">Http:\/\/www.Parmzilla.com\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<\/p>\n<p>Parm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Name is Chris Parmelee. \u00a0I do not play baseball professionally, but I like to pretend like I do. \u00a0I am just a son trying to give my mother another chance at life. \u00a0I have been known to sling cocktails, make websites, and generally\u00a0keep the internet running. Http:\/\/www.Parmzilla.com\/ Cheers, Parm<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-16","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/parmzilla.com\/liver\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/parmzilla.com\/liver\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/parmzilla.com\/liver\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/parmzilla.com\/liver\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/parmzilla.com\/liver\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/parmzilla.com\/liver\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45,"href":"https:\/\/parmzilla.com\/liver\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/pages\/16\/revisions\/45"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/parmzilla.com\/liver\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}